Good golly, it’s been a while since we talked, hasn’t it? I wanna say a quick “sorry” here to all the kids out there whose letters have been waiting to be answered this…however long it’s been. I figure teen-ager time moves much slower, so it must’ve seemed like a bajillion years to you! Meanwhile, in CEO time, things don’t so much drag as kinda blink by, especially since I’m not off for summer vacation. It’s tough to maintain a fan club when you’ve got an international enterprise to run besides. If it’s any consolation to you, at least you can be sure these letters are 100% genuine! You’ve got yourself the real McCoy, not some secretary pulling ropes behind a curtain.
Anyway! As for you, Anony (do you shy ones mind if I call you that?) let me give it to you straight, hun— the answer’s no! I wish I could help you out, honest. You’re going right for the golden opportunity here, and I can appreciate that. Smart! But even if I could telepathically determine who you were, I can’t meet with every stranger puttin’ the tease on.
There are sure opportunities to do the very same, though, through events like concerts, promotional tours, parades (if you’re a lucky Thneedville resident)…et cetera. Settin’ your heart on a personal rendezvous, however, is highly un-recommended. I pretty much just go by schedule, because I’m all booked, baby!
However. I remember what it’s like to be a kid who feels about 10 million lightyears away from the Lucky Ones. Believe me. I would suggest imagining this up, but we’ve been around that bend, haven’t we? Instead, I’m gonna do you a favor: give you a brief picture-tour of my office just as if you were to visit me personally.
Come on in!
Inspired by this Imagine Aperture post, which was initially hilarious, then gave me ridiculous feels because I am ridiculous and have a lot of feels. This was supposed to be funny, but then I started ~painting the sky~ and I don’t know how to draw funny wheat, and it just sort of devolved from there.
Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus
Irreplacable - Beyoncé
I Will Survive (cover) - Cake
i have risen from the writing cave to offer my loyal followers a drawing….hello all…..this my oc, fraise. she got a lil strawberry in her tummy. she had an unfortunate science experiment incident and fused herself with strawberry jelly lol wat can u do