I love my grandkids.

(Source: tepinism)


jesus-lizard-journal:

spoliamag:

“Bees are the smallest of birds. They are born from the bodies of oxen, or from the decaying flesh of slaughtered calves; worms form in the flesh and then turn into bees. Bees live in community, choose the most noble among them as king, have wars, and make honey. Their laws are based on custom, but the king does not enforce the law; rather the lawbreakers punish themselves by stinging themselves to death. Bees are afraid of smoke and are excited by noise. Each has its own duty: guarding the food supply, watching for rain, collecting dew to make honey, and making wax from flowers.”
From a medieval bestiary.

fucking adorable.

jesus-lizard-journal:

spoliamag:

Bees are the smallest of birds. They are born from the bodies of oxen, or from the decaying flesh of slaughtered calves; worms form in the flesh and then turn into bees. Bees live in community, choose the most noble among them as king, have wars, and make honey. Their laws are based on custom, but the king does not enforce the law; rather the lawbreakers punish themselves by stinging themselves to death. Bees are afraid of smoke and are excited by noise. Each has its own duty: guarding the food supply, watching for rain, collecting dew to make honey, and making wax from flowers.”

From a medieval bestiary.

fucking adorable.


misanthropicmartyr:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

image

my hand slipped

lori loooori LORI I FOUND THE STORY FEATURING OUR LIVES!!!!



tachyonwaves:

brillohead:

baconsteak:

milhousecest:

i fucking hate you kathy lee

im laughing so hard oh my god

oh my fucking god

IS THIS REAL

(Source: meladoodle)



Hi. My name is Junior, and I’m from the center of the Earth.

Hi. My name is Junior, and I’m from the center of the Earth.

(Source: divinator)


wnwnmemo:

桜が満開で良い天気でした。海沿いか川沿いか、広いところを半日くらい歩きたいなと思いました。今日は窓の拭き掃除をして、自転車のタイヤに空気を入れました。
画像は、マンタと埴輪を繰り返すゴム人形です。

wnwnmemo:

桜が満開で良い天気でした。
海沿いか川沿いか、広いところを半日くらい歩きたいなと思いました。
今日は窓の拭き掃除をして、自転車のタイヤに空気を入れました。

画像は、マンタと埴輪を繰り返すゴム人形です。


What if I got anatomically correct crows wings on my shoulder blades too?

So death’s head moth between the blades/just below my neck and then wings?



c0untl3s5stars1nth3sky:

bubblesarebeautiful:

ultrafacts:

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

Reblogging for that comment

Same 💆


superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

read more comics

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL


shaz-enrico:

Tha Kool Kids


slouisec23:

grizzlyballs:

punkrockbabydoll:

storyteller4princess:

notmysecret:

carlinoworld:

Adbeardture time!

I am so in love

Said it before, say it again, this guy is my spirit animal.

This guy is my dream man 😍

unffffff

always reblog bearded finn

(Source: future-finn)


giallothekitten:

rivaille-with-the-booty:

soreon:

I hate myself but it had to be done.

FUCK

I AM GOING TO SCREAMM„


dw:

dumbass mothafuckin egg doesnt know what the FUC K is going on

dw:

dumbass mothafuckin egg doesnt know what the FUC K is going on